Ashrita Furman is a world record holder. He cut the most watermelons on his stomach in one minute using a Samurai sword. He said his first reaction was that he was relieved he didn't kill himself.
Hey, it's Summer, there's watermelons everywhere you go, why not chase this dream yourself? This warrior has set the bar at 26 melons in one minute. You just know there's some backyard barbecue where a beer infused cousin is going to try this. Have lots of Band Aids standing by.