Have you ever tried to buy some "fresh" cut pineapple in the grocery store. You pick up the container that is ALWAYS sticky, and you study that fruit like a produce scientist, trying to guess exactly how "fresh" that pineapple really is.
Now, you don't have to guess anymore. Look at this automatic pineapple slicing machine they have in Germany. You pick out a pineapple, drop it in, and not only do you get freshly sliced pineapple, you get a show! Why doesn't Stop&Shop have this instead of that creepy robot that follows you around in the aisles.
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