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Reasons I will NEVER move to Florida (they don't want me anyhow):
- TOO HOT
- Too many lunatics from up north move there
- Alligators
- Giant insects (I'm looking at you palmetto bugs)
- Lizards falling out of trees
- Miami Beach
- 18 FOOT LONG BURMESE PYTHONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Be prepared, this video above will give you nightmares!