There's No Such Thing As GLADE Bum Freshener!

There's nothing like a bloody can of Glade Air Freshener to remind you never to stick one up your butt!

What's really different about this story is that the man and the woman are married. This wasn't some weird man with a hooker story.

What the Hell did that (drunk) conversation sound like? 

Him: "I think I want you to stick something up my butt!"

Her: "Really, what do you have in mind?"

Him: "That can of Glade looks to be just the right size."

Her: "Wow! You sure?"

Him: "Sure.....what could go wrong?"

This is what went wrong.....SUN

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Karlson, McKenzie and Heather

Karlson, McKenzie and Heather

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