College professors are: quirky, eccentric, offbeat, unusually bad dressers.
College professors tend not to be: BRUTAL HOSTAGE TAKERS!
A Massachusetts college professor decided to treat her colleague to a fun night of beatings and taunting. It started out with a knock on the door......then a rock to the face, a fire poker to the head, and she even threw in garden shears for good measure.
Her office hours must have been a real treat!