Have you ever heard of a POOPETRATOR?
Glad you haven't; because it's a person who poops in places where poop doesn't belong.
Like this woman in Wichita who was so agitated at a wig store that she decided to poop all over the merchandise. Yup, pooped on the wigs.
Well, the police asked for your help and the internet sleuths came through!
Let's take a look at what a REAL LIFE POOPETRATOR looks like!
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