According to WSBT, A Union Pier, Michigan Pizzeria now offers delivery of a pizza along with snowplowing the caller's driveway! Genius! For an estimated $30, you can get you get plowed out and plow through a large, one-topping at the same time.
Owner Tony Glorioso got the idea when business was slow last month and says the best of both worlds will continue until the end of the Snowy Season. How long before somebody around here gets going with this?
Oh, and is it asking too much to bring a six-pack with you too?