Via Viralthread Well, after years of construction and an estimated $22.4-million later, Erotikaland, the World's First Erotic Theme Park is slated to open in Sao Paolo, Brazil. It's being marketed as a Disneyland for Adults. (I though that's what they called Las Vegas?) The Adult-only park will feature a "sex playground", nude swimming pools, a movie theater with vibrating seats, Toy Shop and aphrodisiac concession stand. There is also an erotic sculpture park, which I'm sure will find its way onto social media straight away.
All this and more for the entry price of $100. The article goes on to say that there is one thing you shouldn't expect to see. Despite the content and themes, public hanky-panky of any kind is strictly prohibited. Riiiiiiiiight. I'm sure NOTHING shady will happen on the phallus-shaped bumper cars or the sketchy "train of pleasure".