Relaxing at home after hard rocking for a grueling 5 hours, watching the Sox, when all of a sudden I hear the sound of some unholy beast out back.
Springing into action, I grab my phone and bring my can of Wormtown as a weapon to protect my family...
What the Hell is that? Don't tell me that's a friendly owl wearing a monocle, this is some cold blooded killer! Is there more of them? Why isn’t the wife out here doing this? My head is swimming!!!!