Is This The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen On A Train?

Before I moved into my double wide trailer out in suburbiaville, I lived in Boston. And I used to park my car on the street for weeks at a time and ride the train.

I saw things on those train rides. Things a man never forgets. But I’ve never seen anybody do this, nor would even think about doing this. How do you do it without a mirror? How do you do it without a towel? How do you do it with no shame?

 But then again, it is New Jersey. Fugheddaboutit!!!

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone do on a train?