I know it looks like a pair of sneakers that you may have thrown in the back of the closet, only to be used for painting or picking up dog shrapnel from the yard, but these are designer sneakers.
Meet the "Golden Goose Superstar Taped Sneaker", sold by Nordstrom's. The website description is, "Crumply, hold-it-all-together tape details a distressed leather sneaker in a retro low profile with a signature sidewall star and a grungy rubber cupsole."
A pair of this pre distressed footwear will cost you $530. Hey, they're Italian!!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, there's free shipping.