Woman Calmly Explains Why Monster Energy Is Satan's Energy Drink
posted by Chuck Nowlin -
And all this time I just thought that Monster Energy was an overly caffeinated and sweetened drink in a cool can. Man was I ever wrong! This lady breaks down all the signs that point to the fact that Satan himself is putting this witches brew in 7-Eleven coolers across the country to take our souls! She even has laminated evidence to back her up!
Like she says, "bottoms up, and the Devil laughs." You better drink water you sinner!!! I'll bet she's still convinced that Paul McCartney is dead.
How long would you stand there and listen to this?