Via Vice.com. The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has released data compiled from emergency room visits in 2019, for objects which had to be retrieved from your fellow Americans rectums by trained medical personnel.
The list is long, creative, and as you can see from the descriptions, "accidental." So let's have a look down there, shall we?
RECTUM
- “PATIENT STATES HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
- FOLDING KNIFE
- PLASTIC TOY, “ABOUT 6 INCHES LONG”
- TOOTHPICK
- TOOTHBRUSH
- TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
- PLUNGER HANDLE
- MATTRESS FOAM
- TWO RAZOR BLADES
- TWO SMALL VIBRATORS
- TURKEY BASTER
- CONDOM WRAPPER
- COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”
- GARDEN HOSE CAP
- CIGARETTE LIGHTER
- TOY HOCKEY STICK
- WATER GUN
- BAG OF HEROIN
- COINS
- EGG TIMER
- SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
- LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
- LIGHT BULB
- APPLE SAUCE CAN
- “ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DILDO LODGED IN RECTUM & CUT THE END OF THE DILDO OFF”
- “STUCK A 4 INCH BUTT PLUG UP RECTUM YESTERDAY, HANDLE BROKE. HE CONTINUED TO PUSH THE TOY IN”
- “WAS USING PROSTATE MASSAGER & IT GOT 'SUCKED IN'”'
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